The Ant And the Elephant

Below is a story that was shared with me by one of my uncles. I was about 18 years old, near high school graduation, but a bit concerned about moving from high school where I was a 'big fish' in a small pond, to college where I would be a 'small fish' in a much larger pond. He understood my sentiments and over a game of pool, he recited the story below. Hope you enjoy!

There was this elephant that was walking through the jungle when he
fell into a pool of quicksand. A mouse just happened by and asked,
"You need some help getting out?" To which the elephant said, "Of
course I do, but how can you possably get me out of here?"

The mouse simply said, "Let me go get my Corvette
and I'll be right back." In just a few minutes the mouse returned
driving a bright red, brand new Corvette. He got out, hooked up a
chain to the car and proceeded to pull the elephant out of his sure
death trap.

A week or so passed and, once again, the elephant was walking through
the jungle making sure to avoid the quicksand, when he spotted the
mouse traped in there surely to parish. He looked over to the mouse
and asked, "Do you need me to help you out of there?" to which the
mouse replied, "I sure do, but I didn't know that you too had a
'Vette." The elephant told him, "I don't, but I do have a BIG
dick." He then proceeded to flop it out and pull the mouse to safety.



And the moral to this story is.....





If you have a BIG dick, you don't need a Corvette!